Out of Office - 8 oz

The email is set. The Slack status is updated. Your phone is on Do Not Disturb (for real this time). You've told your coworkers, your boss, and that one person who always "just has a quick question" that you are GONE. Unavailable. Off the grid. Living your best life somewhere that isn't your inbox.

Welcome to: Out of Office.

What it smells like: That overpriced resort you're pretending you can afford (or the one you're manifesting for next year). Creamy coconut that whispers "you're on island time now," zesty lime that screams "day drinking is encouraged," and sea salt that reminds you there's a whole world outside your office. It's tropical, it's breezy, it's giving "I'm somewhere better and my coworkers can figure it out" energy.

Perfect for: Actual vacations, mental health days disguised as "sick days," three-day weekends, the Friday before PTO when you're already emotionally gone, or literally any Tuesday when you need to pretend you're somewhere tropical instead of in a meeting that could've been an email.